social distancing

I have been yelling this
from the rooftops
for years now.
if every fucker on the planet
would stand 6 feet away from
me at all times,
I may not want to commit murder
every other second of the day.

thank you coronavirus.

why is this the thing
that makes people
be better?
I can’t believe presidential
hopefuls
had to talk about how they wash
their hands with warm water
and soap.
that they use hand sanitizer.

what the fuck is going on?

on the news the other day,
the anchor actually said,
“be sure to wash your hands
after using the restroom.”
are we 5?
do people out there
really shit
then pick their noses
rub their eyes
suck their shit covered
fingers?
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

is this the world we live in?
it isn’t hard, people!

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH!

STAY THE FUCK HOME IF YOU’RE SICK!

what the fuck is wrong
with you sick fucks?

after coronavirus,
I really, truly, hope
with everything in my heart
that social distancing sticks.

Help make it happen for THE END OF EVERYTHING!

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