vibes

this chick walked in
strutting
in yoga pants that were
painted on with broken brush
camel toe in front
and wedged up the back
her face seemed as if
she just smelled a nasty shit
the line at the Post Office was long
social distancing and all
she glided by all of us losers
who had been waiting in line
30 minutes or more
I read her shirt
VIBES SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
my first instinct was to trip her as she went by
maybe push her in the trash can to my right.
but today was her lucky day
social distancing and all

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