a human study

something i’ve learned
living in apartments
is that you can tell
what kind of person
someone is
by seeing if they
empty the lint trap
after they get their clothes
out of the dryer

those who do
are usually good people
those who don’t
usually aren’t

i guess
you would have to
divide the good people
by the number
of paranoid
and OCD sufferers

those people
may just clean the traps
because of fear
of people
checking their lint
or out of compulsion
of having to do it
and those could still be bad people

but for the most part
good people
clean lint traps

this is just one of the many things
you can learn about human beings
by living in apartment buildings

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