Get your own copy of The End of Everything – Signed and Numbered
The End of Everything is out now and available for purchase! The books are all signed and numbered and limited to 125 copies. you can get your copy at my… Continue reading
Paperbacks have been shipped!
just wanted to let you know that if you had ordered The End of Everything in paperback through the crowdfunding campaign, that it is on the way to you now…. Continue reading
my very smart dog
reading outside in the early morning I put the book down I turned to my friend my dog Fred I asked him, “what are we doing, man?” he tilted his… Continue reading
Jailhouse Rock plays loudly
you have had too much to drink you can’t stand up on your own you hold yourself up by placing your forehead against the wall you spilled your drink you… Continue reading
I can paint that
having a beer for breakfast when the sudden URGE came I ran to the bathroom beer in hand put it on the sink and tried to get out of my… Continue reading
10 foot circle of death
when it begins to get real hot late spring I get up early in the mornings just because I can’t sleep in the heat I grab the vegetable strainer go… Continue reading
#whothefuckwouldeverdothis
on the toilet I was reading the wrapping that my toilet paper came in it said how this toilet paper was so much better than other toilet paper because it’s… Continue reading
8 days in an ever-growing hell
I got the proof of my upcoming book it was great and surreal it has been a lot of hard work bringing that thing to life I spent a week… Continue reading
a jobber named Soo
when I was in high school there was this friend of mine named Soo. he was fucking hysterical all the time I never remember him in a bad mood or… Continue reading
$1
my grandfather grew up during the depression I think he was a teenager then my grandmother was about ten years older I think they were very stingy as they got… Continue reading
