Matt Wall

reading outside in the early morning I put the book down I turned to my friend my dog Fred I asked him, “what are we doing, man?” he tilted his… Continue reading

you have had too much to drink you can’t stand up on your own you hold yourself up by placing your forehead against the wall you spilled your drink you… Continue reading

having a beer for breakfast when the sudden URGE came I ran to the bathroom beer in hand put it on the sink and tried to get out of my… Continue reading

everyone was talking about it I didn’t know about it I don’t pay attention to most things we don’t watch the news I stay off of facebook and twitter I… Continue reading

when it begins to get real hot late spring I get up early in the mornings just because I can’t sleep in the heat I grab the vegetable strainer go… Continue reading

on the toilet I was reading the wrapping that my toilet paper came in it said how this toilet paper was so much better than other toilet paper because it’s… Continue reading

I got the proof of my upcoming book it was great and surreal it has been a lot of hard work bringing that thing to life I spent a week… Continue reading

when I was in high school there was this friend of mine named Soo. he was fucking hysterical all the time I never remember him in a bad mood or… Continue reading

my grandfather grew up during the depression I think he was a teenager then my grandmother was about ten years older I think they were very stingy as they got… Continue reading

today I forgot how to walk it was terrifying I mean, really, completely horrific I was outside practicing a new walk that would look more intimidating when I’m at Walmart… Continue reading