Month: May 2020

when it begins to get real hot late spring I get up early in the mornings just because I can’t sleep in the heat I grab the vegetable strainer go… Continue reading

on the toilet I was reading the wrapping that my toilet paper came in it said how this toilet paper was so much better than other toilet paper because it’s… Continue reading

I got the proof of my upcoming book it was great and surreal it has been a lot of hard work bringing that thing to life I spent a week… Continue reading

when I was in high school there was this friend of mine named Soo. he was fucking hysterical all the time I never remember him in a bad mood or… Continue reading

my grandfather grew up during the depression I think he was a teenager then my grandmother was about ten years older I think they were very stingy as they got… Continue reading

today I forgot how to walk it was terrifying I mean, really, completely horrific I was outside practicing a new walk that would look more intimidating when I’m at Walmart… Continue reading

you became the mother you never had to be just because you were the woman I always wanted you’re a better mother than I am a father we don’t deserve… Continue reading

the gun was pointed at my face it was only about 2 feet from me I could reach out and touch it if I wasn’t frozen it was a Glock… Continue reading

going to get togethers isn’t my thing it’s not that I don’t like to have a good time it’s just that these events very rarely constitute a good time for… Continue reading