it’s almost xmas time
only a couple days left in november
at my new place in or near hollywood
the wind is blowing
xmas lights are up
cars drive by with xmas trees on their roof
inflatable santas wave in the breeze

there are these lights across the street
they look like 2 saggy tits hanging
like baseballs in tube socks
and as the wind blows
the 2 saggy tits sway
like a middle aged mother
naked and bent over
on her hands and knees
shaking her tits
back and forth
as she’s getting piped
between the saddle bags

there was an explosion
right outside my window
scared the shit right out of me
and down my leg
everyone ran out to look
normally when there’s a loud noise
like that
people stay inside
but this one was loud enough
that everyone wanted to see

they ran to their
windows
doors
patios
porches
watched all the lights flash
on all the different cars
up and down the street
all out of sync
from one another
but every so often
the lights would sync
and then be out of sync
all over again

we all listened to the alarms
of all these different cars
blast into the dark night
we all waited for the cops
and the firetrucks to show
so we could see
what the fuck
just blew up
and after a couple minutes of waiting
everyone went back inside
living life
just as they did before
because no one
and i mean no one
is ever going to fucking
find out

cars drive by like nothing happened
cops drive by like nothing happened
ghetto birds fly by like nothing happened
the lights in the city twinkle
through the smog
like nothing fucking happened

and everyone goes back to doing
what they were doing before
which obviously
wasn’t very much