a happy fucking poem
…for a change it was in the 70s today finally it’s almost fucking April. barely any wind went to the shop saw a girl in fishnets on an ATV she… Continue reading
Month: March 2020
at the aquarium of the drunks
for about 10 years I worked as a bartender it had it’s moments but there something about it that was more profound. being behind the bar just a couple feet… Continue reading
Where Have I Been?
I just wanted to stop by and let everyone know what’s been going on. I have TMJ. When this acts up, I am a wreck and can’t do anything. It… Continue reading
Coronavirus Special – 3 NEW TIERS
Is this the end of the end? This is our third day of quarantine here in California, I think. The days kind of run together now. This is a very… Continue reading
porn post coronavirus
a buxom blonde with huge tits big round ass buck naked unrolls half a roll of toilet paper then sensually blots her bright red lipstick on the crumpled up giant… Continue reading
come to me
come to me the deformed, the amputated, the crippled, you have lived. come to me the ugly, scarred and maimed, self inflicted or not, you know pain. come to me… Continue reading
my first bout of coronavirus
I woke up feeling shit. my nose was running my head was pounding I was freezing cold. I got up & made some coffee it didn’t help. I felt my… Continue reading
social distancing
I have been yelling this from the rooftops for years now. if every fucker on the planet would stand 6 feet away from me at all times, I may not… Continue reading
toilet paper criminal
I try, so hard, everyday, to make myself look like a complete madman in the hopes of never having anyone come up to me and say anything at all. for… Continue reading
Coronavirus is the end of everything apparently…
I’m an idiot. I thought it would be a good idea to launch a crowdfunding campaign while there was this little thing called coronavirus. On top of that, my book… Continue reading
