I’ve had a case of Natty Light
a couple cans of Coors
half a bottle of Yellowtail Shiraz
and this awful bottle
of Dark Horse Cab Sauv
the DH is very oaky and vinegary
it’s kinda gross
but I was hoping that I would be
drunk enough not to notice
no dice
I’ve smoked way too many cigarettes
and a little pot
listening to a ton of ska
The Beat, Specials, Less Than Jake,
Desmond Decker, The Melodians, Toots
and Save Ferris and many others
but listening to Save Ferris
reminds me of
many years ago
when I saw them play
at Westminster Manor
w/ Acme Bomb Factory
one point in their set
Monique started talking
said that she just got her
nipples pierced
asked if we wanted to see them
the crowd went wild
she put her money where her mouth was
and where my mouth wished it was
and flashed the crowd
it was like fucking slow motion
seeing those tits
they were fantastic
not because they were pierced
not because of the size
but because their shape
compared to her body
they were perfect
she was a saint that night
it made quite the impact
I’m still thinking about it
20+ years later
at 4:14 am
drunk as fuck
just because I heard
Lies
thank you
Monique
you’re lovely
