I was looking for
a new laptop
preferably a Mac
but I have new specifications
I want it small
compact
light
spill resistant (wine)
huge amount of storage
but most importantly
I want it chunky
I want it covered in
hard plastic
rubber corners
and steel
I want it to have a handle
like a briefcase
that I could use as a weapon
I want to be able to swing my Mac
hit someone in the head with it
crack their fucking skull open
and worry that they may die
does Mac have anything
that would fall into that list?
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