a buxom blonde
with huge tits
big round ass
buck naked
unrolls half a roll
of toilet paper
then sensually
blots her bright red lipstick
on the crumpled up
giant wad in her hand
winks at the camera
lifts up a small trash can
drops the toilet paper in…
a man watching this
yells at the screen
“you dumb bitch!
don’t you know toilet paper
is a fucking commodity now!”
he realizes that his pecker
is stiff and alert.
a woman watching this
curls her lip in disgust
turns her head away
walks into another room
realizing that she is
quite damp in the crotch.
the woman in the porno
lights a match and smiles
as she drops it in the trash can…
“you whore!” the man shouts
who is watching,
unzipping his pants in the process.
the woman in the porn
then walks out to a shed
slides a giant door open
it unveils enormous stacks
of bulk toilet paper packs
floor to ceiling.
she laughs
knocking them over
jumping on top of them…
“you hoarder!” the man screams
his dick is now in his hand.
“people don’t have any toilet paper,
you bitch! you dirty bitch!”
Then the woman in the porno
walks into a a very narrow
bathroom stall.
she sits on the toilet and rubs
herself all over
looking directly into the camera.
“oh yeah,” the man says quietly.
the woman looks up and licks her
lips.
we see what she’s looking at
large rolls above her
at least 3 or 4 on each side.
she moans out loud.
rubbing her tits
squeezing her nipples
all at once
the toilet paper
shoots out
all the rolls
long streams of squares
land on her face
slide down her neck
between her tits
she moans louder
hundreds of yards of TP
unraveling
the money shot!
this isn’t your typical gas station
toilet paper
this isn’t even 2 ply.
this is quilted
this is soft
at least 4 plys!
“Jesus! oh, Jesus!” the man shoots
his load,
with nothing to wipe it up with.
“oh Christ!” he yells
he’s still cumming.
the woman is almost buried in
toilet paper
she laughs
licks her red lips
and then is enveloped in the white.
“Jesus fucking Christ” he yells
as he spurts his last shot
with a crusty, shit smeared ass…
he quickly gets out his credit card
typing the information in
so he can watch the full version…
Wow. Just wow.
My credit card isn’t up to this, so I think I’ll wait for the version with hand sanitizer lube.