silicon thoughts
while i was taking a piss i was thinking barely paying attention to what i was doing i thought to myself “i wonder what life would be like if i… Continue reading
Tag: how to write a poem
The Ebook of Everything!
It’s finally here! For all of you who have been waiting for the ebook of The End of Everything, wait no longer. You can get the ebook here on amazon…. Continue reading
a human study
something i’ve learned living in apartments is that you can tell what kind of person someone is by seeing if they empty the lint trap after they get their clothes… Continue reading
25 cents
walking down he hill towards 6th i was mesmerized by a pair of legs that looked like two trash bags full of marshmallows and sticks they were attached to a… Continue reading
how to catch flies
it is said you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar i don’t know much about that i do know that dog shit and wet garbage on a hot… Continue reading
the walls were bleeding
giant red gashes slashes and splashes coming down dripping down at first it was just the dining room then the living room and bedroom I closed my eyes hoping it… Continue reading
growing cocks
in December they were so tiny and red I didn’t know what they were just smashed them with my finger in January they got a bit bigger still red but… Continue reading
I didn’t want to fart loudly
…because there were people right outside the bathroom window on the sidewalk I tried to keep it down their conversation seemed heavy “All right! You better give me My fucking… Continue reading
the one thing I don’t like about…
me being drunk is if I’m around people I get stupid I think so at least I turn into this strange creature that constantly wants to entertain and usually does… Continue reading
snapshots from MacArthur Park
1. i walked down the hill over a sidewalk with years decades generations of black polka-dots chewing gum bubble gum dubble bubble double mint chew and more looking like a… Continue reading
