Jailhouse Rock plays loudly
you have had too much to drink you can’t stand up on your own you hold yourself up by placing your forehead against the wall you spilled your drink you… Continue reading
you have had too much to drink you can’t stand up on your own you hold yourself up by placing your forehead against the wall you spilled your drink you… Continue reading
having a beer for breakfast when the sudden URGE came I ran to the bathroom beer in hand put it on the sink and tried to get out of my… Continue reading
when it begins to get real hot late spring I get up early in the mornings just because I can’t sleep in the heat I grab the vegetable strainer go… Continue reading
on the toilet I was reading the wrapping that my toilet paper came in it said how this toilet paper was so much better than other toilet paper because it’s… Continue reading
I got the proof of my upcoming book it was great and surreal it has been a lot of hard work bringing that thing to life I spent a week… Continue reading
when I was in high school there was this friend of mine named Soo. he was fucking hysterical all the time I never remember him in a bad mood or… Continue reading
my grandfather grew up during the depression I think he was a teenager then my grandmother was about ten years older I think they were very stingy as they got… Continue reading
today I forgot how to walk it was terrifying I mean, really, completely horrific I was outside practicing a new walk that would look more intimidating when I’m at Walmart… Continue reading
you became the mother you never had to be just because you were the woman I always wanted you’re a better mother than I am a father we don’t deserve… Continue reading
the gun was pointed at my face it was only about 2 feet from me I could reach out and touch it if I wasn’t frozen it was a Glock… Continue reading